Stare down at the KF choral in (kinder) GARTEN town

Genera: Western

Setting: A Flourishing Boom Town on the Frontier

Characters:
Ban the Man,
The Innocent Garteners (Citizens of Garten town),
and Sheriff Music.

Imagine a bright and sunny day in (kinder)Garten town. All of the little tykes are behaving like good citizens in the booming town of Garten. The KF Choral has only been in existence for four weeks now, but all of it's (kinder)Garten citizens are walking, talking, listening and learning just like they should.

All of the sudden a shadow falls over the sun. The silhouette of a lone kindergartner dressed all in black with a black cow boy hat and a red bandanna has stepped between me, Sherif Music, and the light from the sun's radiating path of knowledge. It's Ban the Man. A slight breeze blows a tumble weed across the classroom er... Choral. A kindergartner has broken not one rule but three as the camera angel zeroes in on his slightly taller than his peers frame. His eyes slowly move from looking down angrily at the ground to meet mine as I call his name.

(Whistle the theme from every western stand off ever made, It will bring a better effect to the post) (doo Doo doo Doo doooooo, wah, Wha, wha, doo Doo doo Doo doooooo, wah, Wha, WAH!!!) (rattle snake tail...rattle...rattle...)

We stare at each other, our eyes narrow. I place my hand to my belt loop hoping for my golden lasso, but to no avail all that I find is the remote to the CD player.

"You've got two choices mister. Either you behave like a gud citizen, or I'll set you down in the pokey (time out chair) for the remainder of class"

No one made a sound. The tension in the air was so high you could have powered the whole of Garten town for a year on that one little moment. The stare down was on.

Seconds ticked by, and then Ban the Man flinched. It seems that he knew that I mean business, and he grudgingly turned toward the next activity.

Hopefully you won't have to stay tuned for more adventures of Sherif Music and Ban The Man